Rita Ora
Harsh!
If we were to judge a book by its cover, Rita Ora clearly didn't give a f*ck in Glasgow on Tuesday.
The singer greeted her Ritabots outside the O2 Academy with a plethora of middle fingers, courtesy of her Local Heroes Pixel F*ck tee. But in all fairness she did warn them by wearing a Rocksmith Explicit beanie.
The rest of Rita's ensemble was pretty tame, consisting of a Alpha Industriesbomber jacket, black pants, black shoes and Chanel cat eye sunglasses.
The most offensive part of this whole look is not Rita's shirt, but her hair.
If she would have curled it like she usually does, this would have been vulgar chic perfection!
News:
Lady Gaga and Rita Ora take the Nineties' revival one rip beyond
Baggy, high-waisted, unflattering and extensively ripped jeans are being revived by pop stars too young to remember them the first time around
It would appear that two of the world's most annoying pop stars have got more in common than erm, being annoying.
We didn't have eternally attention-seeking Lady Gaga and Rihanna wannabe Rita Ora down as sisters in style, but the pair have both been pushing our taste boundaries when it comes to jeans.
Championing the late Eighties/ Nineties fashion revival that has been gently simmering on Planet Fashion, the vocally-blessed pair resurrected all that we, with the power of hindsight, know in our hearts was plain wrong with jeans from that era. They also pulled off the coup almost simultaneously, each on a different side of the Atlantic.
Greeting fans in Manhattan, Gaga, 28, could have passed for Garth Algar, the loveable slacker from cult Nineties film Wayne's World yesterday. Her 'band T-shirt' paid tribute to Joe Pesci, the late Goodfellas star, while her Dog Harajuku jeans, worn over fishnet tights, were plenty ripped, high-waisted and shapeless. We'd take a pair of unflattering mom jeans over this style any day. Let's not even start on that daft wig, because we don't want to give Garth Gaga any more attention.
Then, the morning after, out steps 23-year-old Rita Ora from a people carrier wearing a strong contender for our worst outfits of 2014 awards. Did she get dressed in the dark? We can't fathom why else she would wear a dip-dyed, Just Cavalli rabbit fur jumper with a pair of, £895, over-zealously sequinned jeans. While we are firm fans of Ashish, the creator of said jeans (who if you hadn't guessed, has a wicked way with sequins -Just check out this shopping bag) this pair, in all their baggy horror just aren't floating our boat.
Not even Ora's playful Sophia Webster sandals (£395) adorned with 'Sweet Talk' speech bubles, can redeem this catastrophe.
Here's a suggestion - how about Rita and Gaga, who are looked up to by millions of fashion-conscious fans, mend this affection with a needle and thread...
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